- Jenna Crooks represents Mike Trill
- Steph Haley represents Tim Dougherty
Pre Draft Conversation
- Steph says: "I'm Tim? So nobody can pick Tim? I'm the captain right now. Why can't I just be the captain?"
- Matt says: "Because you're Tim. Jenna's Trill."
- Steph says: "Oh, I'd rather be Tim."
- Steph says (looking at the player list): "I don't even know what these abbreviations stand for."
- Jenna says: "I already have a theory for where I'm going to go with this."
- Steph says: "So linemen are like brick walls?"
- Matt says: "Yes, like Jon Runyan?"
- Steph says: "I don't even know who that is?"
- Jenna says: "Some big ass dude."
- Steph says: "How are we picking who goes first?"
- Matt says: "Heads or tails. Alright, we need to flip a coin?"
- Steph says: "Why?"
- Matt says: "To find out heads or tails."
- Steph says: "I thought you were going to write 'heads' and 'tails' on a piece of paper and then we'd just pick out of a hat."
Mock Draft
- Trill wins the coin toss. Trill decides to take the 2nd and 3rd Overall Picks.
- Doc with the 1st Overall Pick: Sergeant Slaughter
- Steph says: "He's in shape, strong, and he gets. . . angry."
- Steph says: "He's in shape, strong, and he gets. . . angry."
- Trill with the 2nd and 3rd Overall Picks: Keith Cottom and Paul Middleton
- Jenna says in reference to Cottom: "Trills small and needs protection."
- Jenna says in reference to Middleton: "I needed a receiver. He played decently, better than some at the past games."
- Doc with the 4th Overall Pick: Mark Marcelli
- Steph says: "Cause, well, he's good, his calves are big, and he can run. Now does Jenna go?"
- Trill with the 5th Overall Pick: Matt Marcelli
- Matt says: "Yes!""
- Jenna says: "He's big and can probably knock Mark down a lot."
- Steph says: "So Jenna you took Matt? Good because I didn't want him."
- Matt says: "What the fuck? I'm fucking good!"
- Doc with the 6th Overall Pick: Sean Kelly
- Steph says: "I wanted him before Jenna stole him. I love him. He's quick, he's little."
- Matt says: "You took Sean with the 6th overall pick in the draft? You want Sean on your team, and not me?"
- Trill with the 7th Overall Pick: Tuna Bucella
- Jenna says: "I like girth."
- Steph says: "You picked him because you went to the prom with him."
- Doc with the 8th Overall Pick: Ian Hart
- Steph says: "He's the only one who still plays a real sport, and he's funny as shit."
- Trill with the 9th Overall Pick: Chris Crooks
- Jenna says: "No husband influence there. He's fast, and he claims to be good."
- Doc with the 10th Overall Pick: Tony Laughlin
Steph says: "Cause he really has fun when he plays." - Trill with the 11th Overall Pick: Rich DiNofia
- Jenna says: "I got girth and I got quickness."
- Steph says: "He'll supply your whole team with cigarettes."
- Doc with the 12th Overall Pick: Kevin Rayer
- Steph says: "I'll pick Rayer just cause I don't want any of the other ones."
- Trill with the 13th Overall Pick: John Hart
- Jenna says: "I like the whole brother against brother thing."
- Steph says: "I totally forgot he wasn't picked yet."
- Doc with the 14th Overall Pick: Tom Orio
- Steph says: "Well I wouldn't know Joe Doubet if I spit on him."
- Jenna says: "I'm going to take Doubet."
- Trill with the 15th Overall Pick: Joe Doubet
- Doc with the 16th Overall Pick: Bill Pohlig
- Steph says: "Is there anyone on your team you don't want?"
- Jenna says: "I think I'm pretty solid."
- Steph says: "Are you sure you want Rich, he smokes a lot?"
- Jenna says: "So do I. I'll give you Doubet for Ian."
- Steph says: "I'll give you Ian for Crooks."
- Jenna says: "I'll give you Middleton for Ian."
- Matt says: "Any trades?"
- Jenna says: "Nope, we're solid."
- Matt says: "Steph, you should have taken that Middleton – Ian trade."
Team Names- Jenna names Trill's team The Carmen-IZERS
- Steph names Doc's team The Bad Loads
Final TeamsThe Carmen-IZERS The Bad Loads Mike Trill Tim Dougherty Keith Cottom Sergeant Slaughter Paul Middleton Mark Marcelli Matt Marcelli Sean Kelly Tuna Bucella Ian Hart Chris Crooks Tony Laughlin Rich DiNofia Kevin Rayer Jon Hart Tom Orio Joe Doubet Bill Pohlig
Post Draft Conversation- Steph says: "I thought it was going to be like that Chinese Christmas game. Like we'd have rounds and I could steal her people and she could steal mine."
- Matt says: "This is a draft. That is Chinese Christmas."