 | | Career | | Experience | Record | Percentage | | 15 years | 8 - 6 - 1 | 56.67 % |
| | Height: | 5-11 | Offensive Positions: | WR/QB | | Weight: | 206 lbs | Defensive Positions: | DB | | MVP(s): | Turkey Bowl III, Turkey Bowl XIV |
| Game Log | | Game | Date | Team | Result | Score | | Turkey Bowl III | November 28, 2002 | THC | Win | 6 - 0 | | Turkey Bowl IV | November 27, 2003 | New School | Win | 10 - 9 | | Turkey Bowl VI | November 24, 2005 | New School | Loss | 4 - 3 | | Turkey Bowl VII | November 23, 2006 | Doc F*ckers | Loss | 8 - 5 | | Turkey Bowl VIII | November 22, 2007 | Sand Naggers | Loss | 12 - 4 | | Turkey Bowl IX | November 27, 2008 | Linebacker U | Win | 9 - 4 | | Turkey Bowl X | November 26, 2009 | New School | Win | 10 - 4 | | Turkey Bowl XI | November 25, 2010 | Grease Busters | Loss | 7 - 3 | | Turkey Bowl XII | November 24, 2011 | Lou Turk's Deviled Eggs | Win | 10 - 9 | | Turkey Bowl XIII | November 22, 2012 | #golddiggers | Loss | 6 - 2 | | Turkey Bowl XIV | November 28, 2013 | Parkers | Win | 7 - 4 | | Turkey Bowl XV | November 27, 2014 | Golden Shower Rams | Win | 11 - 3 | | Turkey Bowl XVI | November 26, 2015 | Wet Bandits | Loss | 7 - 6 | | Turkey Bowl XVII | November 24, 2016 | Team Rip, Man | Win | 6 - 5 | | Turkey Bowl XVIII | November 23, 2017 | Saturday Night Soldiers | Tie | 5 - 5 |
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