 | | Career | | Experience | Record | Percentage | | 13 years | 11 - 2 - 0 | 84.62 % |
| | Height: | 5-9 | Offensive Positions: | OL | | Weight: | 280 lbs | Defensive Positions: | DL | | MVP(s): | Turkey Bowl V |
| Game Log | | Game | Date | Team | Result | Score | | Turkey Bowl V | November 25, 2004 | Old School | Win | 8 - 3 | | Turkey Bowl VI | November 24, 2005 | Old School | Win | 4 - 3 | | Turkey Bowl VII | November 23, 2006 | Team Zissou | Win | 8 - 5 | | Turkey Bowl VIII | November 22, 2007 | Bad Newz Kennels | Win | 12 - 4 | | Turkey Bowl IX | November 27, 2008 | Thug U | Loss | 9 - 4 | | Turkey Bowl X | November 26, 2009 | New School | Win | 10 - 4 | | Turkey Bowl XI | November 25, 2010 | Four Lokos Deep | Win | 7 - 3 | | Turkey Bowl XII | November 24, 2011 | Lou Turk's Deviled Eggs | Win | 10 - 9 | | Turkey Bowl XIII | November 22, 2012 | #wolfkillers | Win | 6 - 2 | | Turkey Bowl XIV | November 28, 2013 | Parkers | Win | 7 - 4 | | Turkey Bowl XV | November 27, 2014 | Golden Shower Rams | Win | 11 - 3 | | Turkey Bowl XVI | November 26, 2015 | 2 Guys, 1 Shed | Win | 7 - 6 | | Turkey Bowl XVII | November 24, 2016 | Horsedoc | Loss | 6 - 5 |
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