Odds on Orio's production
Posted By: Marce
9/11/07 at 11:43 AM
What are the odds that Orio actually records a scoring stat in Turkey Bowl 8. I know he threw a touchdown pass last year, but it was to the other team. I'm talking about a scoring stat for his own team. What are the odds that he either throws, runs or catches a TD?

I'm going with...
Rush: (25-1) I just don't see his team calling his number on a running play
Pass: (20-1) I don't know if his teammates will let him play QB after last year's debacle
Catch: (15-1) His defender might slip and he could get open for a TD catch; its possible, I mean Horse scored last year
Any of the above: (10-1) And I think I'm being generous here

Well? What does everyone else think?
Posted By: tre
9/11/07 at 05:35 PM
i forget, how many mvps does Matt have? Oh thats right, he has 0. Oh well, at least he has a winning record.... fuck, hes 3-4.

Granted, I did not play well last year, but that was one game. How can you judge a guys talent from one game? the eagles are 0-1 this year..... i guess they are not making the playoffs

You guys are putting a lot of focus on me, I wonder why that is? Dont bother answering that question, Ill answer it for you. You guys are hating on me because you all know i am the fucking man, you know I am better than I played. When was the last time I played tackle football..... probobly like 9 years. Most of you fucks have played all seven years. All Tre needed was a little warm up session. Im coming out blazing this year
Posted By: Marce
9/11/07 at 05:51 PM
*Speaking of a winning record Tom is...oh shit, thats right 0-1

*And speaking of MVP performances Tom's QB rating last year was...oh shit, thats right a paltry -136.8 (no thats not a type-o, thats a negative number)

Here, I'll make it simple for you Back Fat-Factor. Follow This Link, go down and click the "Touchdowns Scored" tab, then sit back and soak in the information. If you are reading the data correctly you'll see that have a scored a TD in every game since we started keeping official scoring stats. Shit, I haven't been held out of the end zone since the Nixon administration.

Least we forget you started this little war. First you called out the man with the most wins and second most TD passes in TFL history, then proceeded to attack the player who has scored the most TDs in TFL history (did I forget to mention that?). I'm all for some good trash talk, but you should definitely pick some different targets. Maybe Horse is more up to your speed.

Now go get me my 3/4 inch copper wire you sales bitch!
Posted By: [No Username]
9/11/07 at 06:04 PM
what, do you sit in front of your computer doing nothing but thinking of TFL stats all the while popping your zits? As I can remember, you were the one doing all of the typing on saturday night.....
Posted By: marce
9/11/07 at 08:02 PM
that was lame, you were actually doing pretty good up until then. if i remember correctly i did the typing for you because you were too wasted to type. you just rambled on, ripping on tim doc, while i tried to convert it into english. then later on in the night i did all the typing because i was telling the world how awful you are.
Posted By: tre
9/12/07 at 08:22 AM
... thats right, how could i forgot.

fyi.... did you know that benico del torro played the dog faced boy in the movie big top pee wee!!!!