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| Posted By: X-FACTOR 11/17/06 at 10:14 AM | 10 reasons why i hate Matt Marcelli 10 - his dumbo like ears 9- the fact that he wear jeans everyday to work 8- the fact that he hates cheese 7- his love for gummy candy 6- his enfatuation with doritos 5 - the fact that he leaves work earlier than me every fucking day!!! 4- Hes from folsom 3- Becuse his ideal night consists of eating gummy worms and splitting a case of Lions Head with brother Mark while chilling in his basement playing Fifa Soccer (which is sweet) screaming obsenities at the top of his lungs 2- Hes a snobby eagles fan!! 1- his penis is so dark in color it is mistaken for a black mans.... based purely on pigmintation no size!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| Posted By: Marce 11/17/06 at 02:34 PM | Wow, that's really weird & rude that you would post something like this about your #1 receiver only 6 days before the big game. Lucky for you that I have thick skin and this list doesn't bother me, although because of this list I have shifted all of my support to Bill Pohlig being our full time QB...fuck you Fat Factor. But since we are making lists, I figured I would throw one together. Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Tom Orio 10. His stupid liver lips 9. The fact that he wears Llanerch Country Club golf shirts to work 8. The fact that he points out how much a piece of electrical equipment on the side of a building would cost, even though nobody gives a shit 7. His love for Joe's Water Ice...even though without it he wouldn't be "Fat Factor" 6. His infatuation with little boys 5. The fact that he is a chump and works like a dog for a bunch of Corporate ass holes who could care less about how much wire he sells 4. He's from the border of Milmont Park/Woodlyn yet claims he lives in Ridley Park 3. Because his ideal night consists of making popcorn and watching "Lost" with Courtney; followed by a lively discussion about the "Lost" episode while Courtney gives him a manicure. 2. He's a moronic, Negadelphian Eagles fan. 1. The fact that he used to have a 00 "Orio" Mighty Ducks jersey...I think it had a "C" on the front too. What was he captain of the back fat team? |