doc fuckers
Posted By: what a joke
11/15/06 at 11:27 AM
your team sucks. i was just looking on the rosters page andt his game is loppsided. seriously, lets look at your team. you really think tony and hart can block tuna & cottum. tuna is about 320 and cottum is pretty close to that. they will run threw your line. you have no one at receiver, marcelli will get owned by his little brother, crooks is just as fast as middleton, rich will have a smoke in his mouth the whole game, doubet has lead feet and to top it all off your qb's wont be able to get your receivers the ball. pohlig is 1 of your qb's, this isnt hockey. and orio has never played before, who knows how bad he will be. so now that i just finished destroying your whole team you can all go cry to each other.......im out
Posted By: Reggie Bush
11/15/06 at 02:21 PM
The truth has been told. The line on the game is Zissou -3 and the o/u is set on 13 1/2. Look for the Doc F*ckers to cover the spread, but they have no chance. Without the ability to pass and block on offense and the lack of pass rush on the defense, the Doc F*ckers are in big trouble in the trenches, where ultimately, the game is won or lost.
Posted By: [No Username]
11/15/06 at 03:08 PM
your biggest problem is at quarterback. you can seriously tell me that you think you can win with orio and pohlig playing qb? that is just stupid
Posted By: Bill
11/15/06 at 03:30 PM
you guys are nuts if you think that me and tom are the only options. I'm fine with saying that we've never played it and will give it a shot. If we fuck up then paul will just play there and to be honest paul is 5 times the athlete any of you are. So in essence its no big deal at all.
Posted By: Marce
11/15/06 at 03:40 PM
With you DBags trying to cover us, we could put a JUGS machine at quarterback and still complete passes.
Posted By: X-Factor
11/15/06 at 08:07 PM
the funny part about this whole thing is that no one is owning up to the comments they posted. I have a theory about this... whoever posted the comments obviously knows he/ she is full of shit. Otherwise, post your fucking name!!! But second thought... i wouldnt put my name either because I dont want to look like a complete dip shit when both Bill and myself make it rain on Thanksgiving!! Frankly, i am getting sick of the message board..... One week mother fuckers. I know my teams ready... how about yours?


Nibb High Football Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: X-Factor
11/15/06 at 08:08 PM
what the fuck is a JUGGS Macine??? Seriously
Posted By: Horse
11/15/06 at 09:01 PM


These guys certainly are!

PS-I'm ready to, ready to kick Matt's butt! ROAR.

Posted By: Stuart Scott
11/16/06 at 12:14 PM
Horse, just remember one thing: you are actually playing this year. You won't be on the sidelines with the girls as in previous years, so watch what you say.

Tom, a JUGS machine is that piece of football equipment with the 2 spinning wheels and you put a football in the middle and it shoots it out; its used for wide receiver work outs. You know, its the machine that launched the football that hit Stuart Scott in the eye, which is why his one eye looks like Cookie Monster now.
Posted By: x-Factor
11/16/06 at 12:50 PM
gotcha... one question stew.... why are you reffering to yourself in the 3rd person?
Posted By: Stuart Scott
11/16/06 at 01:02 PM
Stuart Scott refers to Stuart Scott by calling him "Stuart Scott". Stuart Scott has something for everybody: I'm the black role model for all the brothas out there. And I'm the token black guy for all the corporate players in the house.

We be chillin' in the Ill-A-Delph, DNabb down field....booooo-ya, booooo-ya, booooo-ya. Hit 'em up one time Schwabby, hand shakes and fist pounds. Player hatin by Jerome McDougle. From.....Da U! [White person enters the room] We now go to Philadelphia, on 1st & 10 Donovan McNabb throws deep to Reggie Brown for the touchdown. On the next defensive series Eli Manning is sacked by Jerome McDougle, who attended the University of Miami
Posted By: Stuart Scott
11/16/06 at 06:13 PM
And if you did't know Stuart Scott is from The University of North Carolina. Tuna is going to look like Julias Peppers on Turkey day, who is also from UNC. Big ups to my man Tuna.
Posted By: The Real Stu Scott
11/16/06 at 07:15 PM
How dare you impersonate Stuart Scott! Just letting my fans know that the previous post was made by an imposter Stuart Scott. There's no way that your eyes are as googley as the real Stuart Scott. Boooo-Ya. Boooo-Ya. Boooo-Ya. I'm gonna go turn on the heat because right now I am cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Posted By: Horse
11/16/06 at 08:06 PM
I would be nervous but your football days are over cube boy.

THIS IS WAR. ROAR.
Posted By: Kristin Cavallari
11/17/06 at 07:40 AM
Let me put it in terms that you might understand. You are officially "dunzo"
Posted By: Jim Entrican
11/17/06 at 07:44 AM
Hey guys.... they dont have TFL in Florida.... can I play?