State of the TFL
Posted By: Commissioner Marce
11/10/06 at 03:01 PM
Recently it seems like I've been answering a few of the same questions over and over again; so instead of continuing the vicious cycle I decided to answer all the questions in one place. This might be somewhat long so if you aren't worried about T-Shirts, jerseys, how many people are going to be on the field at once during the game/ # of subs, what teams Paul & Rayer are on, or whats going on when the site is down you can just skip this post all together.

Site Down Time - 99.9% of the time if the site is down its because the hosting company is fucking up somehow, theres not much I can do about it besides complain. I guess its my fault for going with a Russian hosting company...fucking Commies.

T-Shirts - I ordered the T shirts a week ago, I can't add anything on to the order. Sorry if you missed the boat but I think life will go on. The shirts are $15 and will be in Wednesday 11/22 at the latest

Jerseys - For the first time ever both teams will have jerseys. I will most likely have my teams jerseys. As for Team Deuche Bag, Mark or Cottom will probably have them so talk to them about getting your jersey.

Paul & Rayer - Last week I got word that both Paul & Rayer wanted in for this years game, being as it kept the teams even I had no problem with this. Since the draft was long over I just flipped a coin Rayer is now a member of Team Zissou and Paul is now a Doc F*cker; suprisingly Tim was the only one to have a problem with this scenario....thats weird because Tim never complains about anything.

Subs - With the latest additions we know have 8 man rosters. I was planning on having 3 receivers on the field at a time, leaving 2 receiver subs on the sidelines. I think this is the best scenario for 2 reasons. 1) In our advancing age the extra sub will come in handy about 40 minutes into the game, trust me. 2) If you have more than the 3 receivers + 3 DBacks + the safety the field becomes a cluster fuck & scoring becomes a premium. The last time we played with more than 3 receivers it took almost 2 hours to score the first TD and the game itself saw only 6 combined Touchdowns. Obviously if this is a problem we can always switch up the # of peeps on the field.

Coin Toss - Recently, Mark "Jew Fro" Marcelli suggested that instead of deciding the opening kick off with a coin FLIP we should play one game of FLIP cup to decide who gets first ball. I think this is a tremendous idea and as of right now I think we should go with this

Thats pretty much all I've got right now. If you have any questions/comments/concerns about what was said in this address please post your feedback here.

TFL Commissioner,
Matt Marcelli
Posted By: X-FACTOR
11/10/06 at 03:37 PM
CAN I ADD ANOTHER T-SHIRT TO MY ORDER??
Posted By: Free Mahi Mahi
11/10/06 at 07:08 PM
I dont get it