| Tim Doc |
Posted By: Marce
10/31/06 at 01:40 PM | is one of the biggest whiners I have ever met. More news to follow, but just know this ahead of time. The kid was nearly in tears today. |
Posted By: Horse
10/31/06 at 08:24 PM | The guy is upset im not playing,whats wrong with that?
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Posted By: Marce
10/31/06 at 10:08 PM | Oh Horse, you talked about wanting to play for so long; and now the game is fast approaching and you're true colors are starting to show. You can mess around all you want about how your not playing, or someone is playing in your place; but bottom line - you agreed to return to the Turkey Bowl and now the reality of getting hit is starting to enter your brain and you want no part of it. So Team Zissou, to recap, one of your players is totally petrified of stepping on the field with us; and your quarterback officially has a vagina. You've got one hell of a roster the Cottom, good drafting my friend. |
Posted By: Horse
11/1/06 at 06:53 PM | being scared of stepping on the field with our average skilled football friends is an understatement.
with that, ill quote the B.I.G. man
the shit is real and hungrys how I feel
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Posted By: Marce
11/1/06 at 09:13 PM | Being scared is an understatement? So does that mean you are more than scared? That would be understandable.
With that I'll quote myself:
"your quote doesnt make any sense. so go fuck yourself." |
Posted By: Crooks Zissou
11/2/06 at 12:03 PM | I think Tim Doc is a hero to all that know him |
Posted By: Marce
11/2/06 at 12:13 PM | I think Tim Doc has a vagina. Literally.
Someone from Team Zissou please tell me, honestly, are you worried by the fact that your quarterback has more estrogen than testosterone in his/her body? |
Posted By: Crooks Zissou
11/2/06 at 12:46 PM | i'm not worried about doc's estrogen levels because his period will attract bears, that will in turn, maule the competition |
Posted By: Marce
11/2/06 at 02:13 PM | So you're admitting that he has a period, meaning that he does in fact have a vagina. So with that in mind, does Doc pee sitting down? Or does he still try and convince people that he is a man by peeing standing up? |
Posted By: Crooks Zissou
11/2/06 at 02:29 PM | Well, i walked into that one about doc and his vagina. . . . Doc can be a hermie, a man, hell, or a woman, he can pee sitting down or standing up for all i care, all i do know is he is going to pee all over the doc fer's on thanksgiving, so once he does that, you guys can let us know if he pees standing up or sitting down |
Posted By: #1 here
11/2/06 at 03:06 PM | well as funny as this is .doc is going to be peeing sitting down cause i will being putting him on his ass every play .dont piss on yourself its not cool |
Posted By: Marce
11/2/06 at 03:07 PM | Doc's not gonna be pissing on anybody come Thanksgiving because I doubt Doc will even show up to the field. We all know how Doc gets once his menstral cycle kicks in. He's going to buy a case of Bon-Bons, put on some sweat pants and kick back on the couch to watch his stories for the next 2 months. Around January he'll emerge from his bitch-fit hibernation and will possibly be in a better mood by then. This time around he's in an especially sandy vaginal mood; in Doc's mind I'm the one who: rigged the draft, cheated on the coin toss, invented AIDS, is hiding the cure for Cancer, is responsible for Global Warming, and shot JFK.
But, if Doc is foolish enough to show up on Thanksgiving I will quickly send him back into bitch-fit mode with a swift stiff arm to the face. |
Posted By: u know who it is
11/2/06 at 03:51 PM | thats what i like to hear from team doc f*ckers .doc make sure u pull out your tampoon,i wouldn't want it coming out your mouth when i hit u with the THE HIT STICK.BOOM HES ON BACK |
Posted By: Marce
11/2/06 at 05:26 PM | POP QUIZ:
Where will Doc bleed from first?
A) His nose when I stiff arm the shit out of him
B) His mouth when Tony eats him alive during a sack
C) His vagina when his menstral cycle finally kicks in |
Posted By: Horse
11/2/06 at 07:55 PM | Nobody makes Doc bleed his own blood! nobody!
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Posted By: to doc
11/3/06 at 03:30 AM | a,b,c can i put that |
Posted By: Tuna
11/15/06 at 02:09 PM | Leave Doc alone. ok man. dont anger the big man |