Score Predictions
Posted By: Matt
11/22/11 at 10:02 AM
Mystery poster "crook's is my bitch" got the ball rolling, but then that thread degenerated into juvenile name calling. So far I've heard...

crook's is my bitch: 8-4 Hoagiefest
Matt: 12-11 Hoagiefest
Doc: 10-8 Hoagiefest
Rich: 9-7 Hoagiefest
Trill: 9-5 Lou Turk's
Posted By: RAYER
11/22/11 at 11:08 AM
Hoagiefest 8 LT's 2
Posted By: crooks
11/22/11 at 12:52 PM
I am going to be burnt toast on thanksgiving. Has anyone every given up 8 tds? I know I gave up 6 before. Wawa 14 LTDE 4
MVP vote Crooks
Posted By: Crooks
11/22/11 at 02:13 PM
I hope I get covered with butter and jam after my toasting, not cream cheese. I'm making myself hungry now.
Posted By: Crooks
11/22/11 at 02:16 PM
For the record, if you're going to throw out numbers at least get them right. It was TB 9 and I gave up four td's in my toasting, the last one Slaughter scored Matt was covering him (not throwing you under the bus Matt, just stating the facts).

First thing I'm doing when I go home is making toast. All this talk about my former burnings is getting me very very hungry; grape jam and nutella.
Posted By: RAYER
11/22/11 at 02:42 PM
Nutella rocks my socks!!! Now I'm hungry...who am I kidding I'm always hungry!
Posted By: burnt toast crooks
11/22/11 at 02:47 PM
detweiler, detweiler rayer - 5 tds 5tds 6tds

who wants to be MVP this year? I'll cover you
Posted By: Crooks
11/22/11 at 02:47 PM
Nutella is the best thing to come out of Australia since Mick Dundee.
Posted By: Crooks
11/22/11 at 02:50 PM
Why do I have to be burnt, can't I just be toast? Nobody likes to eat burnt toast. I'll give up 3 TDs this year so I can be toast, but brown and not blackened.
Posted By: Crooks
11/22/11 at 02:57 PM
After Turkey Bowl 12 I will be going to RC's to get my CMC tattoo changed to CTC

- Christopher "Toast" Crooks

Posted By: Matt
11/22/11 at 03:00 PM
After reading this thread I literally went down stairs and got some crackers and peanut butter I was getting so hungry. I didn't feel like waiting for the bread to toast.
Posted By: Crooks
11/22/11 at 03:03 PM
I covered Paul the year Rayer scored 5 td's. And I already changed the tattoo to "CBTC" in anticipation of my burning this year.
Posted By: RC Tattoo guy
11/22/11 at 03:08 PM
Make sure to change your tattoo # from 30, to about 700, cause that is how many touchdowns you have probably given up in turkey bowl history
Posted By: Horse
11/22/11 at 03:26 PM
Pain, lots and lots of pain.
Posted By: Ron Jeremy
11/22/11 at 03:41 PM
Horse, the last time you put out some pain, you were watching brazzers on your laptop at your parent's house
Posted By: the real horse
11/23/11 at 07:09 AM
brazzers is for suckers....
Posted By: the real ron jeremey
11/23/11 at 08:40 AM
oh sorry, cumfiesta, pornhub, youporn, spankwire, keezmovies or whatever free porn site you use....
Posted By: Trill
11/23/11 at 09:50 AM
I am so scared for tomorrow, does anyone else know someone that can take my place? Guys please don't intercept every pass I throw. I just had a little pee in my pants, its less than 24 to kick off.

HELP
Posted By: toast
11/23/11 at 09:54 AM
Does anyone have sleeping pills? I keep having bad dreams, its me letting up 6 touchdowns. Then my dad makes me get a toast that from RC.
Posted By: hey toast
11/23/11 at 10:02 AM
That's not a dream, it's your future. Night, night sleep tight don't let those wr's bite.
Posted By: Matt
11/23/11 at 10:34 AM
Mystery Poster, what are your predictions for the following things:

Final score?
Interceptions thrown by Trill?
Touchdowns allowed by Crooks?
Touchdowns scored by Horse?
Posted By: Tom
11/23/11 at 10:36 AM
Hey Trill and crooks don't worry its only a game. Trill by the way you can always fake an injury during the game. I have, just thing back a couple years. No one every question a neck injury. See you guys at the field. P.S. I am trying to think of a good one this year. I don't want to play when we are losing this bad.
Posted By: good question Matt
11/23/11 at 10:47 AM
1. Toast let's up at least 5, 7-8 if he does quit.
2. Trill throws 4 before he gets pulled.
3. Horse? Zero his team be lucky to see him before the last drive.
Posted By: predictions on Tom
11/23/11 at 10:49 AM
What injury does he fake?
Posted By: Toms injury
11/23/11 at 10:58 AM
I know he likes to reference himself as the x factor. He prob considers himself D Jackson of the Eagles in terms of TB. Maybe I will bring him a boot.
Posted By: richard simmons
11/23/11 at 11:51 AM
I don't know what is more, the amount of touchdowns crooks has given up in recent turkey bowls or is actual weight
Posted By: toast
11/23/11 at 04:51 PM
It's almost time, I hope you cover me. Tomorrow is going to be a great day.
Posted By: Horse
11/23/11 at 06:43 PM
I am actually appalled with the grammar used on this message board as of late. For future posts, please refer to Rosen's "Academic Writers Handbook"
Posted By: Horse
11/23/11 at 06:46 PM
and to be perfectly honest, I am currently soaking my muscles in the tub.