| Why My Team Will Win... | |
| Posted By: Marce 10/25/06 at 10:40 AM | And now, here is my straight up analysis of why I believe my team will win this game. I encourage others to post their own "Why my team will win" analysis; especially if you are a member of Team Zissou because I could use a good laugh. So with out further ado: Why My Team Will Win... First and foremost, we have the #1 pick. I strongly believe that Tony will dominate the line of scrimmage. And as all football fans know, if you win in the trenches you win the game. Secondly, our 2 quarterback system will work. Florida is winning with Leak & Tebow, the Doc F*ckers will win with Orio & Pohlig. Third, I think Tim Doc is washed up. His knees can't possibly make it through another game; plus, he hasn't had a well played game since Turkey Bowl V. Next, I am looking at your roster as I write this and to be honest I have no respect for any of your receivers. I will eat Mark alive, he hasn't been in the endzone in 3 years and I don't plan on letting him in this year. And finally, Doc F*ckers has a swagger and confidence reminiscent of the late 80s/early 90s U of Miami teams - We're better than you. We know we're better than you We're going to dominate this game and then go out, get drunk, and possibly commit a date rape. And there's not much you can do about it. There you have it, I think I've made a strong case as to why Doc F*ckers is a heavey favorite in the game. Please, Team Zissou, enlighten me as to why you even deserve to be on the field with us. |
| Posted By: Mark 10/26/06 at 04:11 PM | [No Message] |
| Posted By: Mark 10/26/06 at 04:15 PM | Matt, the only time you have "swagger and confidence reminiscent of the late 80s/early 90s U of Miami teams" is when your sitting in your cubicle typing javascrpit. And the only time Tom has that swagger is when he is straight hustling and selling that copper wire for like $5 a foot. Please, when you get out on the field you guys look lost |
| Posted By: X-Factor 10/26/06 at 09:53 PM | Mark, you have lost whatever brain you have inside that big ass jew fro of yours. Yes it is true i do crush the Philadelphia / Delaware / South Jersey electrical market , however i am as equally brilliant on the field. you are my friend are just one too many tastykake and 2 liter sprites slower than last years performance. It will be amusing watching big brother manhandle you come turkey day. Rock tits 06' Im Tom Orio, and I approve this message |