The only thing that the Cubs have going for their team is the fact that they have some names that rhyme...Mal and Val. Ok, and you aren't old farts like us...but that is it!
it's a shame that our team is the team that consists of anyone who will actually check these message boards...none of the lame cubs will even see our shit talkin....BTW...the cubs wont even know what hit them when we run the "birthday" play...muahhahaha
I'm gunning for Val...you might wanna wear real football gear this year!
Cougars - hope you girls iced yourselves after practice last night. It was tough playing against each other pretending that some of us were the cubs. Michele - hope your busted lip is okay and Corn you may wanna get that dislocated shoulder checked out...steph should not have picked you up and tossed you against that tree. The bloodstains came out of my shirt...so no worries.
No worries us cubs keep up with all the trash talking you old ladies seem to be doing. We will just see if you can bring that on the field Thursday. Don’t forget we are younger and our bones don’t break as easily... im sure that osteoporosis has set in for most of the cougar team.
You seem to forget Colleen, that with age comes wisdom. we have a game plan that will blow your mind. Not only do we have more life experiences under our belts...we all have gotten really good and beating up on people younger than us! I have been beating up Mal since she was born!
Val, be ready, i'm gonna be on your like white on rice....may I make a few suggestions:
Elbow Pads, knee pads, shoulder pads, helmet, mouth guard, steel toe boots, goggles and if you can find it, a jet pack to help you fly b/c running won't help you tomorrow!!!
Thursday Corn...thursday. To the "cougars", did you get the " ", you old heads are about that age fora vasectomy right? Even if your not looking at your significant others I would! Oohhhhhhhhhhhhh Zinger
Corn..Just because u date a 50 year old man does not make u wiser than n e of us.....Can I make a suggestion for you? quit running your mouth cuz come game time you'll be the one who needs all that gear! Hope your ready :)
Val, I'm not fighting your battles for you, so you better think twice before saying something like that. I'd gladly fight the Taliban, but I won't hit a girl, so you're on your own.
