Kevin Rayer
Posted By: Matt
11/9/09 at 07:45 PM
I just finished a Qdoba burrito. I heard a rumor that you once crushed two of these things in one sitting. Is this true? If so, what kind of burritos?
Posted By: RayerREsted
11/9/09 at 11:27 PM
False I wish it were true but no you gotta have huge balls yo put down 2. I do prefer chicken w/ no beans tomato corn sour cream and cheese. Holla
Posted By: Matt
11/10/09 at 08:45 AM
The most I ever handled was one chicken fajita burrito w/corn salsa and 3 ground beef, hard shell tacos.

Crooks, you think you could handle 2? Those things weigh about a pound each.
Posted By: Crooks
11/10/09 at 09:38 AM
I had one for lunch last Tuesday during our inservice day, and I definitely could have eaten a second one.
Posted By: horse
11/10/09 at 12:04 PM
if you are really hungry I think its possible to eat two of them.

Posted By: Rayer
11/10/09 at 01:02 PM
Rayer is sure someone could do it but after Rayer is done eating one he's completely full. Rayer thinks Middleton definitely could, he was going to do it before but Rayer forgot what happened Rayer thinks they went to 5 Guys instead by they way that shit is worse than mcdys.
Posted By: Matt
11/10/09 at 02:20 PM
The annual beer pong tournament to decide the "coin toss" has been canceled and is being replaced by a Qdoba burrito eating contest. Our first match-up is Crooks vs. Rayer.
Posted By: Crooks
11/10/09 at 04:17 PM
Rayer. . . . You in?
Posted By: Crooks
11/10/09 at 06:01 PM
Would this purposed competition be based on speed or quantity?
Posted By: Derek
11/10/09 at 06:08 PM
Last Thursday i crushed 30 wings at buffalo wild wings in like 15 minutes
Posted By: [No Username]
11/10/09 at 07:14 PM
I can eat 2 burritos easily.. I usually get 1 but with extra chicken though
Posted By: Matt
11/11/09 at 07:56 AM
Here's how its gonna go down...

Crooks vs. Rayer - Speed Burrito Eating: One burrito each, whoever finishes first.

Doc vs. Tuna - Burrito Eating Competition: 10 minutes on the clock, whoever eats the most burritos.

Matt & Bill vs. Mark & Paul - Taco Eating Contest: 15 minutes on the clock, whichever team eats the most tacos.

Horse vs. Trill - Pink Taco Contest: Whoever has the nicer pink taco; best smelling, hairiest bush, etc.
Posted By: Rayet
11/11/09 at 08:55 AM
The no user name was Paul doesn't know how to enter his name. This would be awsome on a sat but we're seriously not replacing the pong tourny right
Posted By: Crooks
11/11/09 at 12:52 PM
Of course we can't cancel the pong tournament; it's tradition. But an eat-off would be pretty kick ass. Or we all could just get together on the Saturday before the game and massacre some Qdoba; we'll call it a TFL community building exercise.
Posted By: Derek
11/11/09 at 01:35 PM
I have never been to Qdoba. Where and what is it? obviously it has burritos and tacos. Tolong jelaskan.
Posted By: Matt
11/11/09 at 02:07 PM
Rest easy Rayer, the pong tournament isn't canceled; I was just fucking around.

Derek, Qdoba is basically Taco Bell if they served real Mexican food. All their stuff is fresh. It's amazing.

http://www.qdoba.com/

It looks like the closest one to you (assuming you are in Fort Bragg) is about 40 miles away in Apex, NC.
Posted By: paul
11/11/09 at 07:31 PM
i eat burritos not tacos, so ill be in a burrito eating contest!
Posted By: Tuna
11/12/09 at 06:00 AM
I'm totally down.....
Posted By: Bill
11/12/09 at 09:25 AM
no shit tuna....dude are you still up from work at barns last night?
Posted By: tony
11/12/09 at 05:48 PM
sure he is ,thats his life eat ,work at barns and maybe sleep ,im in too if they are cheesy beef
Posted By: Derek
11/12/09 at 06:29 PM
Thank you Matt for clarifying. Much appreciated
Posted By: Rayer
11/23/09 at 09:50 PM
Rayer loves how there's 3 threads dedicate to him. Rayer knows why this is cause he's the biggest threat on the field. Old school can not contain him. Rayer is 10, the dime, X as in the X factor of this game or as Rayers best friend B Dawk calls him WEAPON X Duece. Rayer was at the gym today looking at his massive shoulders and traps and told them that if they kill on thursday he won't be mad. Don't come across the middle marcelli, crooks or any of your other bush league WR's Rayer comming for blood!
Posted By: Crooks
11/24/09 at 05:43 AM
I wonder who is writing these posts for Rayer because I know Kevin wouldn't write a post in the 3rd person and be that much of a douche bag?
Posted By: Rayer
11/24/09 at 10:41 AM
Douche bag hahahahaha