New School Roster
Posted By: Keith Brooking
11/3/09 at 07:49 PM
Mark = Blow-out Haired Pussy
Tuna = Awesome lineman. . . 7 years ago
Cottom = Weightless in water, weightless on the moon, fat as nuts on earth
J. Hart = Ginger
I. Hart = Hangover waiting to happen on Thanksgiving
Middleton = The best you have, but too busy making up for . . . . .
Trill = Hair doesn't equal skill. Will be replaced by Middleton midway through first half
Rayer = Too busy writing novels on the message board to make a real difference
Posted By: Matt
11/4/09 at 08:17 AM
"Cottom = Weightless in water, weightless on the moon, fat as nuts on earth"

HA!
Posted By: Crooks
11/4/09 at 08:22 AM
Calm down Keith Brooking! Mike Trill is a Dallas Cowyboy's fan.
Posted By: James R. Clausen
11/6/09 at 09:58 AM
Mike,

Thank's for coming out to the game a few weeks back. I would say I appreciate it, but I would by lying, considering the following weekend you were in northern Florida shot-gunning beers at the Florida vs. Georgia game. We (the University of Notre Dame) would appreciate it if you would do the following:
1. Throw out all Notre Dame memorabilia.
2. Pass for more than 34 yard in the turkey bowl.
3. Make pizza without the scent of Natural light.


Thanks,

Jimmy
Posted By: Eddie Reavey
11/6/09 at 10:43 AM
That explains why he hasnt tipped me in 5 years, he was saving for those tickets. Cheap Prick
Posted By: Boothe
11/6/09 at 03:25 PM
he still owes me money from all the red cups he took at our keg partys without paying. Trill, give me it!
Posted By: Dave from Carmen's
11/6/09 at 03:45 PM
He still owes me money for all the stromboli he eats while on the job. The limit is $8 of food for every shift you work. Michael is eating 3,4 strombolis per shift. Sometimes he puts 2 or 3 in his pockets to take to the Milmont. Give me my money!
Posted By: Bo
11/6/09 at 05:43 PM
He still owes me money from the bet we made back in 2003. Ostritches run 35 mph, I googled it. Give me my money Trill.
Posted By: Penguin
11/6/09 at 11:56 PM
He still owes me money for all the Bud Ice bottles I gave him when we were in the arctic together. Doobie Doobie Doo.
Posted By: T-Mobile
11/7/09 at 01:49 PM
Id like to get my cell payments from this guy from the past 4 years.