| I found Rayer | |
| Posted By: Matt 10/5/09 at 08:41 AM | Many of you have probably noticed the absence of one Kevin Rayer. Usually a constant source of trash talk, Rayer has been curiously quiet this year. I think you'll be happy to know that Rayer isn't missing. He is perfectly fine. I found him hiding under his bed, shaking in fear. Originally I also thought he pissed himself, but he just happened to be laying in one of the many urine stains that Middleton has left over the years. |
| Posted By: Crooks 10/5/09 at 10:24 AM | The Cute Penis, me, thinks that's funny too.
Drink my, bum bum bum bum, African Beer. |
| Posted By: Not Crooks 10/5/09 at 04:58 PM | You are an Ugly Penis |
| Posted By: Rayer 10/5/09 at 06:06 PM | I am gonna make you eat my shit Matt. |
| Posted By: Matt 10/5/09 at 09:58 PM | That's all you've got? I'm gonna make you eat my shit? That's fucking lame. I thought you were gonna be a good source of trash talk for your team, but apparently I was mistaken. Come Thanksgiving I'm gonna be on you all day little boy, so you might as well get some trash talk in now; long before the game starts. |
| Posted By: Rayer 10/5/09 at 10:49 PM | First off I wouldn't tell Matt to eat shit I'm guessing that was Crooks trying to start shit. In fact check the IP address it probably going to read from "Jennas Vagina" (sorry jenna if you are reading this). I was on once before this about the smith thing. Second off I would like to wish Tom and Courtney good luck on their vaca...suck it fatty, i know you didnt actually ride your bike the shore you were probably hitching it in the back of a Wawa 16 wheeler eating all the breaded chicken pattys you could. Really who the fuck is gonna believe and 330 lb baby gorrila is riding a bike some 90+ miles, and i'm gonna say this with all due respect and remember i said with all due respect FUUUUCCCKK YYOOOUU FATTTTYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Left Coast" loser. So Matt your gonna guard me that leaves crooks i guess guarding Middleton and whos guarding Mark......game, set, match. How much crack were you smoking when you made up these teams really im mean really thank you. DOC where you at...no where as usual Katey please write something we all already know you got bigger balls then that washed up thanksgiving QB. DOC you put 250 pounds on Koy Detmer now and thats what you look like. Yo Penguin I know you Florida was a little to hot for you try Canada they actually like hockey and people like you up there. |
| Posted By: Rayer 10/5/09 at 10:52 PM | was that good Matt
the X belongs to me |
| Posted By: Crooks 10/6/09 at 07:56 AM | Actually that wasn't me who started this thread, so go ahead and check the IP address.
Drink my, bum bum bum bum, African Beer. Says the Penis. |
| Posted By: Matt 10/6/09 at 10:48 AM | That's more like it Rayer... but are you seriously coming at Doc? The only 2x MVP and leading passer in the history of the TFL. The only man to throw for 9 TDs in a game TWICE. The all time leader in wins. Are you really coming at that guy?
I'm gonna be on you all day like white on rice, as they say. And who did you say your 3rd wide receiver was? |
| Posted By: Bill 10/6/09 at 11:55 AM | he's such an angry boy, Rayer what are you keeping inside that makes you say such hurtful things to people. I think you need to have a sit down with Horse. |
| Posted By: Rayer 10/6/09 at 12:17 PM | Matt I know DOC by far is the greatest qb but you put that size on anyone especially trill and they're just as good as a qb. It takes about.2 people to take down DOC and by then he throwing the ball out of bounds. That's really the only advantage between doc and trill, size. Can't wait for this game and afterwards I will be sitting on top of the td catches all time yes that means 4 td catches this game you cant stop me this year I'm stronger faster and 26 pounds lighter think of the possibilities with me, "the one" Kevin M Rayer |
| Posted By: Matt 10/6/09 at 12:46 PM | Size, skill and 8 TD passes... yeah I'd say those are the only differences. And dream on about you sitting atop the career TD list. I'm regaining my rightful spot as the all time leader in TD catches and TDs scored. You'll be looking up from underneath me for years to come. Hey Rayer, tell me how my ass tastes!
PS - I'm really impressed that you were able to figure out how to use the message board controls to enlarge the "X" in your previous post. Good for you. |
| Posted By: Crooks 10/6/09 at 12:46 PM | So much angst between former teammates. What would John Beinlich think of all this Angst?
Drink my, bum bum bum bum, African Beer. |
| Posted By: Rayer 10/6/09 at 01:27 PM | Crooks i watched that whole video and enjoyed every second...i swear i sat in my office put on my headphones and listened to the whole thing and my boss asked what the hell was i watching.
Matt there is no skill in throwing short passes. Doc hasnt thrown the long ball in 3 years and thats because i wasnt the safety i was his wr. hes afraid to throw the long ball when im a safety simple as that. You havent done anything in 4 years your to old you have rough hands from fixing your lawn you cant catch the ball. Theres no chance of you beating us what really happened to make you fix these teams up. I figured it out you did all the coke that horse offered to my girlfriend. In that case thank you horse. |
| Posted By: Matt 10/6/09 at 03:50 PM | Fantasy is fun, but I prefer reality. The reality being that I have accounted for 5 touchdowns in the "4 years that I haven't done anything", including a 3 TD outburst when I had my man Dougherty slinging the ball to me 2 years ago. But why would Rayer want to concern himself with facts when he can just make shit up in his head so that he can sleep better at night.
...and what Rayer really meant is that he sat in his PECO truck, watched the video on his iPhone and some bum came up and asked for spare change. The whole "office/boss" story was just his way of trying to impress us. |
| Posted By: Rayer 10/6/09 at 04:43 PM | Haha yes most of the time I'm in my truck but yes I actually have an office. |
| Posted By: Matt 10/6/09 at 06:05 PM | Just got back from a sick ass practice. I was working on my coverage skills. I had Crooks wear the Rayer mask that I made in shop class to make things more authentic. Out of 100 pass routes I had 99 interceptions, and the only reason I didn't have 100 is because I broke off the route to go save a dog from being hit by a car. All in all it was a pretty good day. |
| Posted By: Tuna 10/15/09 at 08:09 AM | Marvin Harrison, my bad, your now T.O. You still love u some you. Let's stop talking about the present and not about past stats. U did this u did that, my last memory of turkey bowl and matt marcelli in the same sentence was, well, last years message board. Rayer=best saftey. Middletown=best reciever (and camel jockey look alike). Me Cottom and hart=best lineman in that order(maybe scuba Steve is better then me even tho scuba gear doesn't work out of water). Mark=best dback. Backup qb???? Bill pohlig not so good, he's scarred from keith crushing him. Tom orio is softer then baby shit. Whatcha gonna do when I play wideout??? You have no answer for it. The animal is equivelent to a gerbal that doc's girl shoves up his ass to make him smile rather gayly all the time. Thanks for the teams matt. Last year I garaunteed(spell check) I would be MVP, this year I vouche to make u eat ur words. Doc will be defeated.
Sincerely, MVP |
| Posted By: Matt 10/15/09 at 09:45 AM | You're gonna play wideout. You're gonna play quarterback. Blah blah blah. Maybe you can ref and serve us Gatorade while you're at it Mr. Multi-Purpose threat. Let's be honest, how many times would you be able to drop back or how many routes would you be able to run before you either A) cough up a lung B) stop for a cigarette or C) just keel over and die all together? One maybe two? Stick to the trenches big man. |
| Posted By: Rayer 10/15/09 at 01:37 PM | I love Rayer |
| Posted By: Tuna 10/15/09 at 03:54 PM | 1) I'm not playing qb
2) I caught more td passed then u last year 3) If I'm in such bad shape, how come I doubled your snaps last year? I barely came off the field. Your little brother bitched you up on the field and you finding out rayer turfed your lawn equals one bad day at pritchard field. Ps. Get off doc's dick And I have seen my dick, he says what's up and that he doesn't look like crooks |
| Posted By: New school coach 10/15/09 at 03:56 PM | [No Message] |
| Posted By: [No Username] 10/15/09 at 03:57 PM | We are in the process of installing the wildtuna offense |
| Posted By: Crooks 10/15/09 at 04:17 PM | DRINK MY, BUM BUM BUM BUM, AFRICAN BEER |