Reasons Old School Can Win...
Posted By: Mark
9/28/09 at 09:35 PM
Tim Doc
Posted By: Mark
9/28/09 at 09:42 PM
That is all you guys have, nothing else.
Posted By: Horse
9/28/09 at 09:53 PM
and BIGOLELEGAMAHOGS
Posted By: Matt
9/28/09 at 10:11 PM
Unlike you queers, we're a team. You can hark on your individual achievements all you want, we're bringing it back to the good old days of 2003-05, where the sum is greater than our parts. I haven't seen a team reunion this important since Bombay got the Ducks back together to take on the world at the Junior Goodwill Games. It's like I told my team, The Quack Attack Is Back!
Posted By: Mark
9/28/09 at 10:20 PM
Matt, can you come up with any better reasons? That one is lame. Saying your a "team" and all that bullshit is basically saying you guys don't have as much talent New School. Try again
Posted By: Mel Kiper
9/29/09 at 07:15 AM
1. Scuba gear doesn't work if you're not underwater.
2. Hair is not a good substitute for a reliable arm.
3. Once NS realizes point #2, Paul will be left to have to QB, or, if Tuna has his way, your best lineman will have to move to QB.
4. Tom Orio is the best all-around lineman in the league.
5. Sean Kelly has more touchdown catches than Ian Hart.
6. Ian Hart's 21st birthday is the night before the game.
7. Tim Doc is unsackable, while Trill is the opposite.
8. Rich Dinofia leads the league in INT's, and averages at least one pick everytime he goes up against Trill.
9. Tim Doc has been living with "The Strippage at Pritchard" for years now, and it's been boiling inside him.
10. Tim Doc is a quick release QB.
11. NS vastly underestimates Pohlig and Dinofia, while leaning on the crutch, a proven crutch at that, of Middleton and Rayer.
12. Dinofia has a total of 4 touchdowns in Old School/New School games.
13. Outside of OS v. NS match-ups, NS receivers/lineman Rayer, Middleton, Mark, and Tuna have scored 12 TD's, 9 of which were thrown to them by Tim Dougherty.
14. Old School Receivers have caught 26 touchdown passes, 17 of those 26 were thrown to them by Tim Doc. Coincidence or just plain old gel between QB and WR's?
15. We're Old School.
Posted By: Orio
9/29/09 at 09:34 AM


Hey Mark... totally awesome post!
Posted By: Matt
9/29/09 at 09:54 AM
While were on the topic of "coincidences", lets touch on Tuna's drastic overestimation of the decline of one Matt Marcelli. According to Tuna I'm "Marvin Harrison" and I "used to have good stats but now my career is over". Funny how one sub par year can make one person forget about you. If you look here (http://www.ridleyturkeybowl.com/tb_player.php?playerid=1) I've been held scoreless in a Turkey Bowl (one's that we've kept stats in) once, and scoreless offensively twice. Both of those times I didn't score a receiving touchdown my QB was someone other than Tim Dougherty. Every other time I was lighting up scoreboards my quarterback was, hey what do you know, Tim Dougherty. Coincidence? Or, playing off of Tuna's analogy, am I simply Marvin Harrison to Tim's Peyton Manning?

PS - Everyone of those games where I was catching TD passes, everybody's All-American Mark Marcelli was covering me. So this image of him being Champ Bailey can fade away now.
Posted By: Mark
9/29/09 at 11:51 AM
Way to play yourself up. Teams have already been picked so you really don't need to build yourself up as if we were going to have a draft.

Matt = Homo
Posted By: Matt
9/29/09 at 02:43 PM
The title of the thread is "Reasons Old School Can Win"; I was simply adding to the reasons.

Matt = Another Reason Old School Can Win.

Shockingly Mark, all the attention has been on our team and you have yet to address your team. Weird how you are diverting attention like that.
Posted By: Horse
9/29/09 at 03:17 PM
is it me (or the porn im watching) or is it getting hot in here?
Posted By: Soup
9/29/09 at 03:33 PM
By porn you mean Matt Millard
Posted By: Mark
9/29/09 at 04:12 PM
New School doesn't need any attention, you guys do not have the defense to match up with our 3 receivers. Game.Set.Match
Posted By: Matt
9/29/09 at 06:08 PM
Break it down for us, who exactly are your three receivers?
Posted By: Mark
9/29/09 at 06:43 PM
Yawn, why should I break it down for you? Why don't you break down your 3 DBs ? Talk about mismatches.
Posted By: Horse
9/29/09 at 07:28 PM
Touche'
Posted By: Rich
9/29/09 at 08:03 PM
I'm in the best shape of my life. err I will be, once I start training with Crooks and Marce.
Posted By: Orio
9/29/09 at 08:05 PM
Horse you fucking idiot... You are supposed to be on Matt's side of the argument
Posted By: Rich
9/29/09 at 08:07 PM
plus, I've quit smoking.
Posted By: Horse
9/29/09 at 08:36 PM
Easy LIVEstrong!

I was just saying Touche' for the hell of it. Rich did you really quit smoking? if so, that is great! but not so good for marlboro stock.
Posted By: Bill
9/29/09 at 10:27 PM
Mark you are gay
Posted By: Mark
9/29/09 at 11:12 PM
sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
Posted By: Matt
9/30/09 at 09:23 AM
A) Rich did you really quit smoking?

B) You should break it down for us Mark because you're the one running your mouth. You say we can't cover your top 3 receivers, I asked who they were. Answer the friggin question.
Posted By: Mark
9/30/09 at 04:26 PM
Who is your 3rd DB? Horse?
Posted By: Mark
9/30/09 at 04:30 PM
Matt, the teams are so unfair, that this was my reaction when I found out it was going to be New School vs. Old School.


Posted By: Bill
9/30/09 at 04:51 PM
Damn I didnt know Champ Bailey was added to the new school roster?
Posted By: Mark
9/30/09 at 06:30 PM
Bill, you guys have it all wrong. Lining up at WRs for us are going to be Randy Moss, Roddy White, and Reggie Wayne. Im going to play the part of Nnamdi Asomugha at DB and we are going to have Drew Brees throwing the ball.

Oh, and also we are reincarnated Bill Walsh to be our coach.

Best Team Eva!
Posted By: Bill
9/30/09 at 08:42 PM
Actually I do see alot of similarities Marky, 3 wr's that shed away from contact and a corner that will go for the FF and not a solid lick...hmmm
Posted By: Matt
9/30/09 at 08:46 PM
Are we talking like pee wee age Drew Breese? Because if that's the case I could definitely see some similarities in arm strength between him and Trill.
Posted By: Mark
9/30/09 at 10:45 PM
Matt, your team similarities are to Bobby Wade, Justin Gage, and Mark Bradley.
Posted By: Crooks
10/1/09 at 08:46 AM
"Bobby Wade sounds cute don't trade him." - I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL lyrics

If we're that trio Mark, can I be Bobby Wade? I'm cute.
Posted By: [No Username]
10/1/09 at 12:03 PM
You look like a penis how's that cute
Posted By: Crooks
10/1/09 at 12:23 PM
[no username] said I look like a penis
Posted By: crooks
10/1/09 at 12:23 PM
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Posted By: Rich
10/1/09 at 06:21 PM
Yes I have indeed quit smoking. I am on chantix. I am committed to the TFL and this years game. also that i don't want cancer. now if i just just find a medication that will wake me up early I'll be well on my way to an productive member of society.
Posted By: Tuna
10/15/09 at 07:39 AM
Hey matt....get off tim doc's dick....
which probably looks like crooks

Orio best overall lineman?????? Really....no one else saw that, pull yourself together mel....the guy doesn't even play defense.

Posted By: Crooks
10/15/09 at 11:46 AM
Very funny Tuna, especially coming from someone who hasn't seen their own penis in about 8 years.


DRINK MY, BUM BUM BUM BUM, AFRICAN BEER!
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