| TFL Entry Draft | |
| Posted By: Crooks 9/23/09 at 09:02 AM | The Fourth Annual TFL Draft is upon us. Festivities are this Saturday, September 26th at 1PM. 1PM. 1PM (Rich). 1PM. The event will be hosted by long time TFL veteran William "Bill" Pohlig at his palatial estate in Broomall (I think its Broomall, all I know for sure is its right past O'Hara, across from the Lawrence Park shopping center. I'll let him give the address/exact directions.) Official weigh-ins begin promptly at 1PM, so if you haven't started your crash diet yet it might be too late. The player with the biggest weight gain from last year's numbers will receive the TFL "Little Piggy" Trophy. While the player with the biggest weight loss will be getting a power bar and a protein shake. Updated photos will be taken; so if you'd like to get your Brodrick Bunkley on (http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/JOENEJALJMOD/bunkley_gal_060429.jpg) I suggest waxing your chest. Also, since the facilities have a pool/hot tub all players must first pass a swim test, consisting of a 100M medley and 2 minutes of treading water, to be considered draft eligible. For realsies though, there is a hot tub so anyone who wants to partake in making cock meat stew please bring your swim trunks. That is all for now, questions/comments/concerns? |