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| Posted By: Oliver 8/8/09 at 09:38 AM | I am Oliver the Helper Monkey. I wear a diaper and sometimes help clean toilets around the house. In addition, I sometimes use the computer to look at monkey porn. I'm working very hard to raise money so I can afford the tuition for law school. White men came to my land, stripped it, and searched it for oil. They are trying to break their dependence on foreign oil. After this happened they captured me and brought me to America. Unfortunately I infected a town with a deadly disease, but luckily Morgan Freeman, Dustin Hoffman, Cuba Goodin Jr., and Kevin Spacey came and saved the town from infection. It was after that that I attended Harvard and graduated with honors. Now you find me as I am today, a helper monkey trying to earn money to attend Harvard Law School. My girlfriend Reese Witherspoon was accepted to the program there, and if I don't get in I may loose her to a man who is smart and successful. Please help me by visiting my website. |
| Posted By: Mark 8/8/09 at 04:06 PM | It was after that that I attended Harvard and graduated with honors.
I believe everything Oliver says, except for that. Come on a monkey graduating from an Ivy league school with honors. I would of believed if he said like Shippensburg or Millersville, but come on Harvard? This is fake And when I saw the poster name of Oliver I thought it was really Oliver from bills and docs fantasy league, but alas it was this fake post 4 weeks till football! |