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Posted By: Derek
11/11/08 at 03:32 PM | I just get home from work and what do I see? A big fuckin poser wishing he was me. Well, I have three more questions that only I would know? You may be able to find just one of them by asking a family member without my knowledge, but what is my grandfather on my mom's sides name? What did he call me when I was younger? What was his serial number during WWII? This is stuff you cannot look up on the internet. If you want to know the true answers, ask me in person. That is the only way you will find out. |
Posted By: [No Username]
11/11/08 at 03:37 PM | They called you GONZO when you were little... |
Posted By: Derek (not poser)
11/11/08 at 03:39 PM | First off that post wasnt even me. It was a poser Derek. No they did not call me Gonzo. Poser Derek is dead on thanksgiving. Im going to kill him until he's dead. I have a few questions for you poser Derek. What is my favorite eatery? Who do I most resemble? Do I like spicy food? |
Posted By: Tuna
11/11/08 at 03:41 PM | That was a fast response |
Posted By: Tuna
11/11/08 at 03:43 PM | Bet you cant guess my favorite eateries! Anyone willing to try? 10,000 words or less |
Posted By: Matt
11/11/08 at 04:10 PM | Calm down Dr. Seuss
I just get home from work and what do I see?
A big fuckin poser wishing he was me.
So I run downstairs to grab my glock.
But I really wish I could grab a giant, black cock. |
Posted By: Mark
11/11/08 at 05:11 PM | Derek is gonna crush who ever guards him on thanksgiving |
Posted By: Derek
11/11/08 at 06:10 PM | Im a queer, im not going to kill anyone on Thanksgiving. Crooks is going to run all over me. Praise be Barrack |
Posted By: Derek Seuss
11/11/08 at 08:24 PM | 
The Syllable Stylings of Derek Seuss
I just get home from work and what do I see?
A big fucking poser wishing he was me.
So I run downstairs to grab my glock.
But I really wish I was grabbing a giant, black cock.
I load up the website to check out this fake.
Whoever he is I hope he gives me a Connecticut Cupcake.
Could it be Rayer or Crooks? Cottom or Tony?
I don't care who, as long as I can ride their bologna pony.
I can feel the excitement from my head to my toes.
I'm even getting erect in my giant, Jew nose.
So whoever it is that's pretending to be I.
I hope one day you can give me a Cincinnati Bow Tie. |
Posted By: Derek
11/12/08 at 03:46 PM | Keep it up Crooks you asshole. I know that it's you that's posting as me. And whoever posted the Derek Seuss stuff, at least you could post your real name you coward. All this is doing is getting me more angry for this years Turkey Bowl. I scored 5 times last year without even being fired up. I'm gonna run all over you guys. Crooks go check out that picture of me running over Trill in the photo gallery. That's going to be you if you try and cover me.
And I see that none of the poser Dereks have answered my questions. What's the matter fake Derek? Couldn't find what my grandfather called me when I was younger on the internet? You couldn't google his serial number during WWII? |
Posted By: Dave Detweiller
11/12/08 at 04:01 PM | Hey guys,
Anyone wanna play roller hockey with me and Bill Barber? |
Posted By: Crooks
11/12/08 at 05:56 PM | Alright, as far as I know Derek is posting all that stuff, or the Derek imposter, but don't bring my ass into this, I'm too busy going back and forth with All-State Tuna. |
Posted By: Crooks
11/12/08 at 05:57 PM | In addition to my last post, I like turtles. |
Posted By: Crooks
11/12/08 at 06:04 PM | And, quite frankly, if that was Derek, I'm not intimidated |
Posted By: The U
11/12/08 at 07:00 PM |  |
Posted By: [No Username]
11/12/08 at 07:53 PM | Derek your a bitch |