Twisted Metal
Posted By: Derek's Bumper
11/8/08 at 01:52 PM
It's bad enough someone put an "I'm Gay" bumper sticker on me, but for Christ's sake getting dented by a Jap car really hurts my self esteem. Derek, if you don't fix me soon I'm going to offer my services to become part of the Barack Obama motorcade.
Posted By: Mark
11/8/08 at 03:09 PM
I hear Derek is out to get Cottom this Turkey Bowl for revenge on his car. Im pumped
Posted By: Cottom
11/9/08 at 10:14 AM
HEY DEREK, I TOOK THIS PIC ESPECIALLY FOR YOU!
Posted By: Derek
11/9/08 at 03:31 PM
First off, that doesn't even look like Cottom's car. Secondly, his Jap mobile is way more messed up then my American made pick-up. And thirdly, there is no way in hell he's not paying me for the damage. Mark my words, the day Cottom gets away without paying me money is the day I vote for Barack Obama. He's been dodging my calls, but I know I'll see him at the game.
Posted By: Jill Detweiller
11/11/08 at 07:11 PM
Can my bro please get the money to fix his bumper?


Posted By: Tuna
11/11/08 at 07:40 PM
Fuck it...trade it in and buy a new ranger from me!
Posted By: Matt
11/12/08 at 12:02 PM
Tuna, serious question. How many of your sales come from the fact that the customer is intimidated by you? I'm gonna say a solid 15%
Posted By: Tuna
11/14/08 at 03:01 PM
Why would you be intimidated from me...