Thug U
Posted By: Ian
10/30/08 at 01:12 PM
So I checked the message board today and realized that Thug U, aka Pieces of Shit, have been running their mouths and posting pictures non stop without anybody challenging them. Well let me break it down for you Thug U. First things first, Linebacker U won the real meeting of these teams and will win Turkey Bowl 9. Take a look at your team. Keith Cottom has a flesh colored beard that rivals Spencer's from The Hills. He's slow, overweight, and plain old lazy. Chris Crooks is balding at 20 some years old. Joe Doubet, from what I hear, doesn't even count as a body on the field, and my brother looks like a weak excuse for a red bearded viking. Horse may be somewhat athletic, but when has that kid ever taken anything but passing out drunk seriously? Tony, you're self proclaimed sack leader, is likely to blow out both knees in this year's game and Matt might only be a threat if he can learn to use those big ears to fly over the competition dumbo style. Rayer is fat, and Trill doesn't even know how to use a comb let alone play quarterback. We, on the other hand, have the best receivers on the field. Derek is uncoverable and Paul is the shiftiest guy out there. Tim is 5 times the qb Trill is and Mark owns his brother.

no pictures, no wise cracks, these are the facts
Posted By: Crooks
10/30/08 at 07:08 PM
Don't worry about it Ian. I'll add a funny picture to your post.

Posted By: Tuna
10/30/08 at 08:34 PM
I'm Tuna and I approve that message.....
For the record: The people with the college educations write good articles, good for you guys
Posted By: Tuna
10/30/08 at 08:36 PM
Also Crooks....Ian isnt shitting his pants, his shitting on your back patio
Posted By: Crooks
10/31/08 at 08:43 AM
Good call Tuna, since I don't have a back patio