| Oh It's on |
Posted By: Crooks
9/29/08 at 09:33 AM |  VS. 
THE CHAMP IS HERE! |
Posted By: Derek
9/29/08 at 05:16 PM | Fuck that! No fuckin way! My team will have to kick the shit out of me before I let that happen. |
Posted By: Matt
9/29/08 at 08:20 PM | You will have nothing to do with this match up, you'll be too busy playing line because your captain is a stubborn douche bag. So don't worry about who's covering who, start worrying about how you're gonna block Cottom, Hart & Tony. |
Posted By: "SPEED, SPEED, SPEED
9/29/08 at 08:54 PM | Team Doc = two varsity starting linemen if necessary. T-U= three washed up linemen with zero sacks during turkey bowl 9. Final score, team doc 14 F-U 6. Speed wins games! |
Posted By: Matt
9/29/08 at 09:49 PM | Wow, someone so confident that they were brave enough to leave their name... that's cool I guess. And I'm assuming that you're name of "Speed, Speed, Speed" is alluding to the fact that you think your team has a speed advantage; well let's just go over how many players that would be classified as fast each roster has:
Team Dic
Tuna Boscella - Nah
Derek Detweiler - That's 1
Rich DiNofia - I'll give you this one, 2
Tim Dougherty - Eight years ago maybe
Ian Hart - I've heard a resounding no from several sources
Mark Marcelli - That's 3
Paul Middleton - And No. 4
Tom Orio - No comment
Bill Pohlig - See above
Thug Mother Fuckin U
Keith Cottom - I'm honest, thats a no
Chris Crooks - Numero Uno
Joe Doubet - I'm leaning towards no on this one
Jon Hart - Sorry Hart, that's a no
Sean Kelly - That's 2
Tony Laughlin - Again, sorry Tony
Matt Marcelli - Number 3
Kevin Rayer - An effective receiver, but I wouldn't classify as fast
Mike Trill - And that makes 4
So after a closer and logical look, it seems that this speed "advantage" you dreamed up in your mind was just a fantasy. And if you mother fuckers some how score 14 touchdowns I'll personally lick Mark's asshole clean after Thanksgiving dinner. |
Posted By: Crooks
9/30/08 at 10:33 AM | I recall last year the slogan for the Sand Naggerz was "speed kills", so even if you had all the speed, which you don't, without the proper line speed is useless. Remember what happened to the Naggerz? |
Posted By: Rayer
9/30/08 at 11:47 AM | Yo I'm fast, I just need a five minute break in between sprints. |
Posted By: Mr. Sean kelly
9/30/08 at 02:19 PM | It's Horse . . . |
Posted By: horse
9/30/08 at 07:48 PM | hahaha I wish I really did post that. That shit is funny. |
Posted By: Tuna
10/6/08 at 12:54 PM | horse doesnt count as fast cause, well, horse dont count...alse trill is qb hes fast but hes playing qb plus i beat him deep last year |
Posted By: crooks
10/6/08 at 12:56 PM | well paul might be your quarterback so should we not count him as fast either. . . TUNA. . OWNED! |
Posted By: Horse
10/6/08 at 03:00 PM | "me tuna, me no like grammar!"
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Posted By: Tuna
10/7/08 at 12:34 PM | "ME TUNA, ME LIKE LITTLE BOYS LIKE YOU" |
Posted By: Tuna
10/9/08 at 03:55 PM | Pohlig looks like half man half bird caw caaaahh |