| "Ridley Township Love" | |
| Posted By: Crooks 9/15/08 at 09:32 AM | Turkey Bowl Theme Song ("Ridley Township Love") Lyrics (set to the music of Dr. Dre and Tupac's "California Love")
"Ridley Township Love!" (chorus) "Ridley Township, knows how to party. Ridley Township, knows how to party. In the township, township of Ridley. In the boro, boro of Folsom. In the section, section of Milmont. We keep it rocking. We keep it rocking." "Now let me welcome everybody to the very, very best. A group that's unbeatable likes Jerry West. TB hits your end zone like prostitute sex. Keep your phone on vibrate as Horsey Bear texts. We in the Keystone State where 30 stones brew be, The place where you never find the Milmont empty. And players be on a mission for a TD, Fat, slow, size of slot machines, ugly fiends. We've been playing the game for eight years padding stats dude, Ever since Steph was making hair dos. Now it's TB IX and they clock us and watch us, Trophy shining, Tuna looking like a big yellow school bus. It's all good, from Ridley Park to the Wood, Township is the bomb because township knows its hood, Throw up the finger if you feel the same. TFL putting it down for T of Ridlaaaaaay." "Out on bail, Horse out of Jail, public urinating. Soon as we stepped out the womb, hotties we be dating. Feending for pigskins and alcohol, The life of the east side where Interboro Bucs die and its football. Only in Ridley where we riot not rally, Natty’s we buy, On Pritchard field we wear Pony’s not Ballies (that’s right). Dressed in red tights and Ridley shorts, play ball is what we do. Flossing but have caution we collide within our crew. Famous cause we play football, TOWNSHIP WIDE! Let em recognize from the boulevard of Macdade. Getting dirty like a street whore, then wash with Tide. Say what you want. But give me a bomb pass from Doc. Let me run all over the streets of Ridley. From Wendy’s to the Big Mac Clown, Ridley High School and back down, Ridley is where we put the smack down. Give me the ball!” (Chorus) “Uh, yeah, uh, Woodlyn is in the house, uh yeah. Folsom, Folsom definitely in the house. Delco, Delco. Hey you know Milmont is up in here. Holmes, where you at? Swarthmorewood, Swarthmorewood always up to no good. Even Secane trying to get a piece. Ridley Park, Ridley Park where you at?” |
| Posted By: Matt 9/15/08 at 10:10 AM | This is ridiculous. I'm sure this took you a little while to write, the entire time of which you should have been teaching; but instead you just gave your kids some bogus reading to do. Glad to see you have your priorities straight. |
| Posted By: crooks 9/15/08 at 11:27 AM | my priorities:
1. Eating 2. Turkey Bowl 3. Eating 4. Jenna 5. Bernadette 6. Eating 7. Blogging 8. Platinum Blond John 9. Hanging with Jesus 10. Work |
| Posted By: Orio 9/17/08 at 09:29 PM | My favorite part was the Horse out on bail part.
Nicely done Crooks. Way to set the bar high. |