Poll of the day
Posted By: Matt
10/25/07 at 01:47 PM
On Thanksgiving, who's wife will be the first to yell at them for getting their uniform dirty?

A) Crooks
B) Orio
C) All of the above

My answer is D) Neither; because neither of them is going to make any plays, so their clothes have no chance of getting dirty.
Posted By: Crooks
10/26/07 at 07:05 AM
I would have to agree with Matt when answering poll #1; D) Neither, because nobody on your team has the speed to even catch me when i get the ball, and "Cookie" will not get yelled at, even though his uniform will be dirty, because everyone will be speechless when he redeems himself from last year's performance by blocking great, and catching one touchdown pass. Crooks is making a call, i like that.

Poll #2
Who will the commissioner be handing the Dickey Township Trophy to at the end of the game?
A) Sand Naggers
B) All of the above

I'm gonna go with A or B, since either option negates even the slightest chance of Michael Vick's bitches, or otherwise known as the Bad Newz Kennels, aka Fat Boyz on a Diet, even winning this competition.
Posted By: Matt
10/26/07 at 05:30 PM
Wow, I just LOLed when I read that. The fact that Orio will contribute to your team is laughable. So not only will Fat Factor block "great" but he will score? There is no way Orio will see the end zone... actually I retract that statement. Once your lame ass team gets down by 5-7 points you bitches will give up and let Cookie move out to WR. Then, since we are up by so much we'll feel bad and let Orio score to make him feel better about himself. That way he wont go home and attempt suicide after another miserable Thanksgiving day.
Posted By: tre
10/28/07 at 08:40 PM
certainly do not need a football game to make me feel good about myself. I was loved and nurtured as a child to have an extremely high level of self esteem. These message board posts are laughable. im good enough and smart enough... and guess what... people like me

untz untz!!!!
Posted By: Matt
10/29/07 at 07:37 AM
Don't be too sure about the "people like me" part.

You, by far, have some of the lamest posts on this message board. Have some confidence. Stand up for yourself. Tell us how you're going to improve on last year's performance and record a stat other than an incompletion or interception. Quit being a bitch.