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| Posted By: Marce 10/23/07 at 10:20 AM | Was just looking over the roster for your feeble team and had two questions. 1) At the beginning of the game, when we start out with 2 linemen, who's gonna be your second lineman? Its gotta be Orio right? I don't see anyone else on your roster who could even be considered a shadow of an OL. I'm sure the three headed monster of Cottom/Tony/Tuna is salivating at the chance of taking on Fat Factor in the trenches. 2) Which one of your puny, bitch tit having DBacks is gonna match up with man meat Derek? He's too fast and has too much stamina to be covered one on one. And once you start shading a safety to his side of the field; thats when I take my belt off and make Mark my bitch. Mark, you saw what a bigger, stronger receiver like Hardy did to your boy JKing. Go back and re-watch the Indiana game, and get used to what you saw. Have a nice day |
| Posted By: trill 10/23/07 at 11:47 AM | i do not believe that it says anywhere in the rules that we must use two OL to start the game. and as far as derek goes, he once agained proved on saturday that catching is not his strong point. and as for you, i'll let marky do the talking for that, he's better at it anyway |
| Posted By: Marce 10/23/07 at 01:20 PM | Article 7 of the rules (here) clearly states: "Teams must have one, two or three linemen; depending on the size of the teams." And if I remember correctly (and I always do) every year we've had teams with 8 players per side we've started the game with 2 linemen. That even includes Turkey Bowl VI, where we were using 2 linemen with a roster size of 7 players. Just because your team captain fucked up and didn't stock your roster with a sufficient number of linemen doesn't mean you lame ass bunch of bitches can change the rules. Your gonna have to put 2 linemen out there at least for a little while, my boys are hungry. I can't keep the 3 headed monster caged up for that long. |
| Posted By: Derek 10/23/07 at 03:45 PM | Keep thinking that is a weakness trill. You got something coming to you on Thankgiving. I still noticed that you had problems covering me, well that rules two of you guys out because I know bill is not covering me. You can keep sending your guys to our practices to find out who will be best suited to cover me because so far you are fucked. I wasn't even tired after that weak ass practice. There is one thing I have noticed about your team. You guys are relying on me not being able to catch the ball because you guys can't touch me when I do have the ball. I guess you will all have a surprise. Also, we will see how many throws you get off when you have Cottom sacking you every play. Get used to the ground trill because you are not only gonna be spending some time there, you are going to be buried in it when we are finished with you. |
| Posted By: Mark 10/23/07 at 05:33 PM | Matt as for you comparing the matchup of James Hardy and Justin King to me and you, to be honest it sucks. You (according to the Turkey Bowl website) are 6'0 and 192 lbs, me (according to the TB site) am 5'11 173 lbs.Doesnt sound like much of a difference. Hardy is 6'7 and King is 6'0, a lot of difference. Your analogy sucks. Why would I re-watch a PSU victory over IU, when I can think of Turkey Bowl VII where the great Matt Marcelli was held out of the endzone by his bitch little brother (your description of me) and this so called bitch scored 2 touchdowns,one an about a 35 yard fade pattern while running past your old ass, your probably worn out by running from all those cops at all those raging WCU basement parties you attended back in 01. And to cap it off I believe I beat you on a 10 yard double move, that mister trill put perfectly in my hands. So to end my point, your analogy comparing 2 division I football players to me and you totally sucked,and last but not least you suck, but this website is pretty cool. |
| Posted By: RAYER 10/23/07 at 07:06 PM | OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! justin timberlake rules! |
| Posted By: RAYER 10/23/07 at 08:11 PM | ok i have realized that all the rules are not specified. i asked during the draft how many WR are there aloud on the field at one time, matt you said 3, from what im looking at on the web site there is no rule about how many WR there are suppose to be. i know you willl probably argue this considering you have no one to gaurd us, so the question of the week is: If we only use 1 offensive lineman why shouldn't we be aloud to use a 4th WR. I know you'll be a big puss about this but the rules should have been clarified, either written or typed. Also i will have a major TFL announcement by Friday so suck my balllllllzzzz bitches. JT4LIFE |
| Posted By: Derek 10/23/07 at 08:56 PM | The commissioner has spoken. You asked at the draft and he told you, plus we have always played with three wide receivers as far as I know. I know you like more people covering you because you enjoy receiving things, but you need to let that sexual tension go before the game. We are all going to be weirded out by you inserting shit in your ass. |
| Posted By: Marce 10/24/07 at 12:13 AM | While the rules for number of receivers isn't on the website; standard protocol is to go with precedence (past examples for all you idiots :cough: rayer :cough:)... and in this case the precedence is 3 WR on the field. The last time we had more than 3 receivers on the field at once was TB3. The final score to that game was 6-0, it was the lowest scoring game ever, it took over an hour before the first TD was scored. After that point we agreed that the best number of receivers was 3; anything more than that is a cluster fuck. While i agree that this should have been added to the rules section, just because you found the oversight doesn't make it a loop hole. I've spoken about this with several people, on several occasions; including people who are on your team this year. I can recall a conversation where Mark, Trill and Crooks were all present. After last year's debacle with trying to split rayer and middleton onto teams that had already been drafted, and the subsequent bitching that took place, I figured that decisions like that in the future would not rest solely on my shoulders but would be put to a vote to the elder statesmen of the TFL; the six individuals who have played in all 7 games (myself, mark, doc, crooks, trill and rich). like i said, we've already discussed this but i'll humor you rayer. mark, crooks and trill please respond to this thread and tell your captain this is a non-issue and to please stop trying to change the rules because he fucked up the draft. thank you and good night |
| Posted By: [No Username] 10/24/07 at 07:27 AM | i wasn't trying to change the rules, just stating the fact that many of the rules are not clarified.............................................Touche!!!!! |
| Posted By: rayer 10/24/07 at 07:27 AM | that was me |
| Posted By: Marce 10/24/07 at 07:47 AM | While I do agree that it was an oversight that some of the rules were left off the website; to say that the rules werent clarified is false because you admitted that I already told you at the draft how many WR we use. You said this just a few posts ago. So I did clarify the rule to you, just not in writing. And you say "many of the rules are not clarified"; so while were at it what other ones would you like cleared up? |
| Posted By: trill 10/24/07 at 12:14 PM | Derek i didnt need to cover you bc your dropped 75% of the balls, what was the point on me wasting my energy for you just to drop it. im sorry i didnt know that being in the Marines has turned you in to Jerry fucking Rice. and guess what? i'm not even the one that will be covering you. so nice try, have fun getting open only to drop the ball. and as for people "spying" on your practice, are we supposed to apologize that mr. paul middleton lives over there and that's where you choose to practice? Derek you should probably stop talking so much trash when you are the least athletic person on your team and that includes Tuna. awesome your in shape, does that mean that a fucking marathon runner will go first in next April's NFL draft? no it fucking doesnt. go look at you 120gb of pornography and keep your mouth shut. bc i was on your team the last time you played and you did wear out. you're not super man, hell you're not even fucking Kazaam. |
| Posted By: Derek 10/24/07 at 12:36 PM | I am pretty sure I caught more than 75% and I have witnesses. Two, nobody on your team will stop me regardless of what you think. Three, do not act like you weren't trying to cover me because you were and you couldn't. I am also in much better shape than the last time I played, so I can go for longer than three hours. I never said I was superman, but you guys have something coming to you. We will see how many passes you complete this year. I know for one thing, I will continue to keep talking shit because I know I can back it up. You have yet to impress me with anything you have done so far. Just keep playing into my hands. Looks can be deceiving sometimes so watch the fuck out. Oh yeah, its like 12:34p.m., shouldn't you be at the Mont or something? |
| Posted By: trill 10/24/07 at 12:50 PM | Derek what you fail to realize about this game is that being in shape doesnt matter. if rayer and rich can each smoke 2 packs of cigarettes during the game and still finish 1 and 2 respectively for the MVP than i'm pretty sure it was nothing to do with being able to run 10 miles with a pack on for the fun of it. when you marines fuck each other, do you have to wear camoflauge condoms too? |
| Posted By: Derek 10/24/07 at 01:24 PM | I am pretty sure Rich and Rayer did that last year when I was not around. After being away and doing actual stuff for a couple of years instead of just drinking at the Mont, I came back and won the MVP. I guess I must have done something right since a few individuals determined that I deserved it. That had nothing to do with being in shape either. |
| Posted By: [No Username] 10/24/07 at 01:55 PM | very true trill..........trill 2 derek 0, derek i have some advice go take 1 hit of acid and about an eigth of shrooms and then and maybe then you will say something smart and possibly interesting. and you have no witnesses when it comes to you catching the ball. NOT HAPPENING |
| Posted By: rayer 10/24/07 at 01:57 PM | fuck...that was me again and matt forget anything i said but i think we should definitely, after this TFL of course, sit down and write the rules down |
| Posted By: Derek 10/24/07 at 01:58 PM | Rayer, who gave you permission to speak. Shut the fuck up! |
| Posted By: Marce 10/24/07 at 02:20 PM | Rayer, most of the rules are up on the site; but I'm willing to listen to what else you would like hashed out, there's always room for improvement. So what is this big announcement you have? Are you finally coming out of the closet? Are you really gonna make us wait until Friday to reveal your "big" news? Doesn't anyone on your team other than you and Trill post anymore? I'm getting tired of owning you mental midgets, I need some fresh meat. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to wait and own the rest of your team's faces on the field. |
| Posted By: rayer 10/24/07 at 02:44 PM | you'll have to wait im working out a couple kinks plus i already told you about it. also im done talking about the rules i dont even know why i brought it up, and the reason my team hasn't been saying anything is because 2 of them aren't aloud because thier married, and the others from what i know are drunk most of the time and are not capable of typing. |
| Posted By: rayer 10/24/07 at 02:52 PM | derek your about as cool as throwup please stop saying the same stupid fuking shit over and over and over again. your about as exciting as the pen laying on my desk in front of me. You can't catch but you can run for a very long time woopetidoooo!!!!!!! so go put on some facepaint and run past my moms hair salon ill see if she can see you |
| Posted By: Marce 10/24/07 at 03:23 PM | Rayer, while I have your attention and I know you're reading this thread; how many tickets have you sold and how many more do you think you can sell? And that question goes for anyone else reading this topic. I'm doing a collection at the end of the week so let me know your numbers. Don't be embarrassed if your numbers are small, Mr. Outdoor Sales, "For all your electrical needs blah, blah, blah...", I can sell salt to a slug and ice to an eskimo, big time salesmen Orio has sold exactly zero tickets. Thats right, zero; the same number of completions he threw last year, and one less than the number of interceptions he threw |
| Posted By: Derek 10/24/07 at 03:34 PM | Rayer, explain to me and everyone else why I was going to be your first pick if I was not the other team captain? Do not try and deny it because you told me face to face. I obviously have some skill that you and your team recognize. Think of a new shit to rag on me about. The catching, the nose, and the in shape shit is getting pretty old. Excuse me for being in shape. It sounds like someone either has a problem with it or is just jealous. Either way, I do not care think of new shit to talk about because I am tired of hearing the same shit from your team because your blogs are the same. |
| Posted By: crooks 10/24/07 at 03:51 PM | DAVID BOWIE!!!! |
| Posted By: Derek 10/24/07 at 03:54 PM | WHAT???? |
| Posted By: crooks 10/24/07 at 04:05 PM | UB40!!!!! |
| Posted By: rayer 10/24/07 at 04:33 PM | whatever crooks said and to matt im not sure exactly how many tickets i have sold since i have my people doin some of my work for me i know middleton has not sold any because he has not picked them up from me i might be able to give u a number tonight around 10. |
| Posted By: Marce 10/24/07 at 05:32 PM | Make sure Middleton gets his tickets by this weekend. We need to pick up the pace, theres only a month left. I don't know if we have a shot of hitting Rayer's goal of selling all thousand tickets. As of last night I only have 50 ticket stubs in my possession. Although I haven't collected from anybody but Bill... but still, we need to start selling some serious tickets. |