| Your lame ass team... | |
| Posted By: Marce 10/15/07 at 10:15 AM | Living with my brother Mark has its perks... expert sports knowledge and analysis 24/7, a reliable goal scorer in front of the net in FIFA 2006, and a speedy dish washer after dinner; however, Mark recently has given me another reason to enjoy living with him. Over the past 2 weeks he has become a comedian; his delusional views of his team have become laughable. Some of his finer points that have my sides splitting: * His thinking that your line (and I use that term loosely) of Orio and/or Hart stands any chance of slowing down the 3 headed monster of Cottom/Tony/Tuna * The fact that your team has convinced yourselves that Derek can't catch, and the only way we can get the ball in his hands is by running it. Saying things like "you can only hand it off to him once." Keep thinking that he can't catch the ball, it just shows how sub-consciously you guys are shitting a brick when you think about having to tackle him * His theory that our team has no receivers... we'll just line up the Rotweiler on the left (all 190 lbs of him, of course thats minus the 75 lbs he wears when he goes for his 5 mile runs) and on the right we'll just throw in the all-time leader for career TDs (yours truly) and TDs in a game (Rich "Pimpy D" DiNofia). But I'm sure those numbers are just an illusion Keep over-valuing yourselves pussies, the clock is ticking down as we speak |
| Posted By: uno ocho 10/15/07 at 10:31 AM | Who says we're afraid of tackling Derek? I know im not. Im just as slow and out of shape as I was then. The sound of my shoulder hitting his ribs was the best thing i've heard since I quit playing hockey. Theres just something about that meat on meat sound that i've always loved. Sure he's fucking jacked but he's not 6-4'' 240. I didnt think Mack Strong was on your team???? I'm sure Tom, Rayer and Mark shouldnt have a problem either. Watch out for the younger Marcelli this year...its his time to shine!!!!! |
| Posted By: uno ocho 10/15/07 at 10:33 AM | If that doesnt scare you this should. I've been working on my pass rushing technique, that should sway the line in your favor for sure |
| Posted By: Marce 10/15/07 at 10:55 AM | I'm sure Cottom will be happy to hear that. I don't think he's forgotten about that little shot you took at his knees last year. |
| Posted By: uno ocho 10/15/07 at 11:03 AM | I decline comment on that issue as it was a legal play per the rulebook and I was not fined by the TFL. I will address that issue after this years game. ps. Getcha popcorn ready |
| Posted By: Derek 10/15/07 at 02:36 PM | You will be scared. |
| Posted By: uno ocho 10/16/07 at 03:31 AM | ok now im scared...derek you should probably just play us yourself....btw i owe you $8 from the ridley football game...im back home so collect when you get a chance |
| Posted By: hart 10/18/07 at 05:41 PM | i just want you all to know that i grunt at the gym so everyone can see how tan and buff i am............one..........one............one. now im in the fuckin zone chief |